1 00:00:21,190 --> 00:00:22,190 Jesus Christ. 2 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:24,790 Pretty neato. 3 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,130 Super neato. 4 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:29,970 Oh, look at these munchkins. 5 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:31,170 Hey! 6 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:34,730 What is it? 7 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:36,890 Hey, it's a sparkle bear. 8 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,930 The dangerous sparkle bear! 9 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,630 Stop with the sparkle bear. Stop revving him up. 10 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,830 Go play over there so I can take some more pictures. Walking feet. 11 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,890 Walking feet. Be careful. That's right. 12 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:48,350 I want a nice shot there. 13 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:52,440 Is it really necessary? Do we need more pictures? We need a lot more pictures. 14 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:53,239 It's adorable. 15 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,380 Come on. Lighten up. 16 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:55,620 Go all this way. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,100 No, 18 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:03,460 no, no. Don't do that. Okay, yeah, that's a little crazy. Stop being so 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,980 girl. Come over here. Put your buns on the bunion. 20 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,140 Be careful. It's wet. Don't get wet. A little wet never kills anybody. 21 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:12,820 Come on. Lift it up. 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,280 All right, here we go. 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,100 And wave to the camera. 24 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:18,260 Say, I love family vacation. 25 00:01:37,979 --> 00:01:43,880 What? No, what I'm trying to say is it doesn't matter what he's lying to you 26 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,520 about. The issue is that he's even lying to you in the first place. 27 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,040 I have no reason to discuss my fiancé. If he didn't want me to know about his 28 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,600 embarrassing weekend job, then maybe he just shouldn't have been hired by 29 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,360 someone we know. Just wait three months after the wedding, and boom, you'll find 30 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:03,360 out about the secret family, the offshore bank accounts, the drug cartel 31 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,340 syndicate, or an affair. 32 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:07,950 Put in complete faith in anyone that's just crazy. 33 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:12,650 Sometimes for love, you just gotta go a little crazy. 34 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:14,970 Yeah, like you're no crazy. 35 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:20,230 Oh, mom's calling you. Oh, what? Uh, how do I get this off? Yeah. 36 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:21,388 This one? 37 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:22,790 I don't know. That one. 38 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,450 That one is for you. 39 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:25,830 That is the one that I have. 40 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:27,090 That arrow. 41 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:28,269 Hi, mom. 42 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:32,330 Carla, is everything okay? Yes, we're fine. What does the gas meter say? It 43 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,330 we're fine. 44 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:34,350 Where's Marla? 45 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:38,220 Oh, she's here. Is Marla? She's not talking. I don't hear her. You know, you 46 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,880 need to watch out for each other. He says hi. 47 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:44,180 I just don't trust places like that. Not after what happened to your father. I 48 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,480 worry about you two. Yes, okay. 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,840 Johnny, find a better job than dressing up as a silly Bigfoot man. Mom. 50 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,980 Tell Marlowe to keep an eye on you and don't give up. 51 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,180 What? Except what? 52 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,340 Mom? 53 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,200 Mom? Mom? 54 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:00,980 Mom? 55 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,280 Well, thank you, sister. 56 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,240 Actually, we really did lose reception. 57 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:08,720 Thank you, nature. 58 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,660 Delirious. 59 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,310 Jesus Christ. 60 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:41,370 This is exactly why we have lawyers, Chester. The real Sasquatch doesn't 61 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:43,010 property lines, so why should I? 62 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,810 I got half a dozen kids coming here later. You want to shoot them, too? Just 63 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:49,650 give me 20 more minutes, Lou. That's all I need. I'm on to a scent that is the 64 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,350 real deal, the big one, the bona fide. 65 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:57,950 The judge said no matter what scent you detect, you are not allowed to hunt 66 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,390 mythical creatures. 67 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,720 On the grounds of a family vacation destination. I'm not in this hunt for 68 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,300 kill, Lou. I'm in it for the victory. The big B, the big. 69 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,020 Come in, Agatha. 70 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,580 What's up, Lou? 71 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:14,960 Chester. 72 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,300 Again. Let me talk to him. 73 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,459 Chester. 74 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Chester. 75 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:27,520 What? It is such a beautiful day out today. Don't make me destroy you. 76 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:30,960 And you're not fooling anyone. 77 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,840 Life is full of disappointments. The past is past. 78 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:39,620 Get over it and get on with your life. Mother Nature is your only woman now. 79 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:45,060 Don't piss me off. I will get the custom valves again. 80 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,520 Go home. 81 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,440 A woman on the radio in the gentle forest silence is like diarrhea in a 82 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,440 pool. 83 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,430 Thank you. 84 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,270 Grow a pair, Lou. 85 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,010 Keep it up, Chief. 86 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:19,230 You are all mine. 87 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,590 You're my bitch. 88 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:22,790 You're my bitch. 89 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,210 You are my bitch. Here we go. 90 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,600 Ethan, I have a boner. 91 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:04,760 I want to get her on my waterbed and part her Red Sea like Moses. 92 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,920 Nice. 93 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,860 I just want to pound her in the butt. There we go. 94 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,300 Weird. 95 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:13,700 Enjoying the show, boys? 96 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:19,180 Speaking of Red Seas... My leniency has limited... 97 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:22,440 Go. 98 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:25,780 Johnny! 99 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,640 Safe. Safe, wouldn't you know it. 100 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,040 There were some problems with your start paperwork. 101 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,400 Did you write that form? 102 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,220 No. Because that's a really confusing form. Yeah, I know. 103 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,240 No, it's like literally another language at some point. I know, and I'm sorry. 104 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:47,580 So, why don't you meet me at your car tonight after shift ends and 105 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,780 we'll go over it together. 106 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,560 You want to go over paperwork at my car? 107 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:12,030 So this is where the American dream died. 108 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:13,530 Oh, be nice. 109 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:16,730 You know why this place hasn't been suicide bombed yet? 110 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:19,230 Because it's a pain in the ass to get to? 111 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,890 Look on the bright side. This is our first real family vacation. 112 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:24,289 You know? 113 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:26,030 Take a look around, see the sights. 114 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,750 Say it with me. 115 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,570 We love... Come on. 116 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:35,230 We love family. It's not going to work. Try again. 117 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:39,290 Maybe Johnny has some hot guy friends. Hot and dumb. 118 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:40,509 I know your type. 119 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:42,110 Well, we can only hope. 120 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:47,550 And who knows? Maybe after a couple of party treats, this place might be a 121 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,549 little fun. 122 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:53,050 You know, I really appreciate you coming here with me tonight. Can you promise 123 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,510 me you're not going to get too toasty? 124 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,170 No promises. 125 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,050 Marla! 126 00:07:58,690 --> 00:07:59,690 Marla, I'm serious. 127 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:01,090 Come on, slowpoke. 128 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:05,210 Oh, there he is. 129 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,080 Whatever she said to you, new guy, it was a lie. 130 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:12,700 Don't be fooled by her womanly trickery, yo. Yo, sweetheart, you're so dry. 131 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,680 I take it you learned from experience. 132 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,640 All right, Stidmarks, sit down. 133 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,560 First off, Slavko wrote a new routine. 134 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,260 Oh, my God. 135 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:28,480 Holy vomit, man. That's like the fifth one this season. Is it as much a 136 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,580 masterpiece as the last one? I don't get paid enough to do five different 137 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:32,339 things, Lou. 138 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,400 Five different things? 139 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:36,000 You don't even do one thing even remotely well. 140 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,130 All right, Ron, you're first up. 141 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:40,230 Dan, you role -play the guide. 142 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:43,130 Come on, man. Why don't you just make me the guide for good so I don't have to 143 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,130 go through this anymore? 144 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,890 That is not my call. That is Agatha's call. 145 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,190 I bet if you could promote anybody, you still wouldn't be here. 146 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,530 Shut up. 147 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:51,670 Or fuck yourself. 148 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:56,970 All right, in this scene, Bigfoot is a reluctant special buddy. 149 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,670 Go. 150 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:02,550 Oh, how lucky we are. A real -life Sasquatch, a fantasy. 151 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,130 O -M -G -S. 152 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:14,360 Did you forget about signal already? 153 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,960 It sometimes works. 154 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,520 Who is this guy? 155 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:11,660 And we'll shove it down your throat. 156 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,700 Hey, everybody's got to make a living, okay? 157 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,160 You look better, girl. 158 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 Not fair. 159 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:31,500 Pilates. Every day. And I just, I don't eat. 160 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:33,260 It works. 161 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,940 Johnny, I'm going to be so surprised to see you. 162 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,320 You're going to meet him in the car, which is parked in the employee parking 163 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,159 just up the hill. 164 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,980 I can't believe I never met him until you applied to our ad. 165 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,560 Thank you so much for hooking this up. 166 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:51,180 Please, don't worry about it, Carla Bear. Oh, and I have a little something 167 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,180 you guys. 168 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,380 Is your weekend. 169 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,560 Ah! 170 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120 One key! 171 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,440 Does it open two rooms? 172 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:01,939 I'm sorry. 173 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,280 My boss will totally notice if another key went missing. 174 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,920 But you do have a room. 175 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,280 It's just in her room. 176 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,140 I don't want to be anywhere near her snuggapalooza. 177 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:15,800 So, why don't you take the night off, cut loose like we used to, have some 178 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,420 laughs, abuse some power. 179 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,080 I have no memory of that time. 180 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,700 I wish I could. I wish I could. But until 2 a .m., I... 181 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,920 I can't even look away, because honestly, that place will also go to 182 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:29,280 Oh, I didn't tell you, did I? I'm sober now. 183 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,740 Congratulations! 184 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,480 Speaking of hell, when did that happen? 185 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:38,220 That's a really messy, messy night. A week or so ago. 186 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,820 Tried to learn that substances alone will not get you through a hard time. 187 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,280 And Bigfoot does not look sexy in the morning, ever. 188 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,200 Ever. Make him take the costume off. Seriously. 189 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,120 I'm sorry, Marley. 190 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:55,400 Satellite TV in your room. 191 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,060 We just upgraded. 192 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,260 Movie night. Yay. 193 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,980 Titanic. Thank you, Ag. 194 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:05,740 Jade? 195 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,020 Forgetting something? 196 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,280 Chipotle ranchapino dip? 197 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,620 Outfit? 198 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,320 This is all I had time for. 199 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,930 Look, I... I am spread real thin right now. 200 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:27,170 Armando is off somewhere, and they're out of donuts at the Swoom Up Bar again. 201 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,430 You want to help me out here? 202 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:33,910 I am sorry. Business pitch is back on the clock, girl. 203 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,450 We'll see you later. 204 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:36,730 Ta -da! Ta -da! 205 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,470 Are you kidding me? Donuts? 206 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,030 You owe me so big. 207 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:42,910 I'll get your luggage. 208 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,210 Damn, nature. 209 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:53,650 Gross. 210 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,710 Turned my dumb time into fun time. 211 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,310 Oh, fuck! 212 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,550 Still swampy. Still good. 213 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:12,050 But why can't we be good pals, Man -Ape? 214 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,270 Fluid can't work like that. 215 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,810 Ron, this is where you roar. 216 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,270 Louder. Better. 217 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,370 Thanks. 218 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:31,150 Is that fucking Wes? That drama queen. He's fine. 219 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:33,110 Am I the only professional here? 220 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,050 That's Wes, yo. 221 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:43,510 He's not moving. Holy shit. Oh, God, he's dead. 222 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:46,190 Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Call it in, Lou. 223 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:49,370 Let me call it in. I'm not taking the blame when you guys are probably all in 224 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,520 possession. I'm out of here. Wait a second. 225 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,820 Drugs or not, you're the supervisor and you lost track of them, so it's your 226 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:57,340 responsibility. It's your fault. 227 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,920 We're all witnesses here, Lou. 228 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,199 No, no. 229 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,900 If you would have done your job, none of this would have fucking happened. 230 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:08,380 I'm not taking the blame for a bunch of punk, whiny -ass little bitches. No 231 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,940 one's going to take the blame. You call me a bitch? I'll beat the fuck out of 232 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,940 you. 233 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,090 Tonight on The Blatchford. 234 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:37,350 Bitch, don't you come at me like that. You do not know me. This is your first 235 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:40,310 impression of a bitch, okay? I didn't come here to make friends. 236 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,750 The bitch needs to go home, and that bitch too. 237 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,090 Send them all home. 238 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,410 What else you want to know? 239 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,950 Does this have to be on? 240 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,850 You need to see if this bitch goes home. 241 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,330 You took a walk by the creek. 242 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,630 Ugh, it's probably just as tacky. 243 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:56,690 Stupid sober Agatha. 244 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,070 I'm going to the bar. 245 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:01,430 You don't need me, right? I don't need to worry about you? Yes, sister. 246 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:04,230 And after the wedding, you will never have to worry about me again. 247 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:08,110 I agree to that. 248 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,350 Have fun with your stupid -ass show. 249 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:15,030 No. Come on, Master P -Dog. She's a skank slut. 250 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,730 Alex! What the fuck? 251 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:24,510 Are we on break? 252 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,840 Johnny, I'm disappointed, frankly. You're gonna fall in with these lazy 253 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,100 motherfuckers? Really? 254 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,340 You should go hook up with West over there. The way he's going, he'll be here 255 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,840 the rest of his damn life. 256 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Fucking loser. 257 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,860 I'm sick of this shit. 258 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,300 The fuck? 259 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,840 The fuck, you guys? 260 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,800 Seriously, what the fuck? 261 00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,800 Oh. Oh, pardon me, ma 'am. 262 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,039 Ma 'am? 263 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,360 Uh, little lady. 264 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,680 Try again. 265 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,880 Hot mama. 266 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,000 Okay, that's good enough. Hey, bartender, get me one of the foofiest 267 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,780 have in the house and one for whatever the sexy beast here is having. 268 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,140 Ooh, look at this one. 269 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,640 So, uh, tell me, what's your name? 270 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,060 Shekinah. 271 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 Shekinah, I like this. 272 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,870 What's yours? 273 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,050 They call me Big Goona. 274 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,850 Big? Yeah. Oh, my, but why? 275 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:43,850 It's because I'm big. 276 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,510 I'm partying down, little lady. 277 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,770 So tell me, do you like to, uh, to party? 278 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:52,590 Oh, it depends on who I'm with. 279 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,130 Well, I'll tell you what I think. 280 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:57,730 I think we should party together. 281 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,710 I may just be a laid -back surfer dude from a tiny California town, but... 282 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,839 I've got the boogie inside me. 283 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,940 And if you want to rock and roll the good old American way, then just come on 284 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,300 and succumb to the kahuna. 285 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,839 Oh, my God, that's so dumb. 286 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:19,980 But I am so desperate, so... Yo, 287 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,700 Brandy. 288 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880 Let's go, baby. 289 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:29,460 We've got shows at 8 and 10 .30 with complimentary non -alcoholic 290 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,420 But that pick is going to run you $9 .99. 291 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,760 Tell your friends. 292 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:33,829 And mother. 293 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,430 Kahuna? Not yet. 294 00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:40,790 Why don't you just come back to my room and show me how big your kahuna is? 295 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:49,810 Truth be told, ma 'am, little kahuna doesn't party to that bookie. What 296 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:53,390 about big kahuna? Big kahuna's gay. 297 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,170 I'm gay. 298 00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:59,870 Thanks, though. 299 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,430 Cheers. 300 00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:04,879 You're welcome. 10 .30. 301 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,120 Did you still want your souvenir photo? 302 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,840 It comes with a decorative frame. 303 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,340 Yeah, damn it. 304 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,440 Thank you. 305 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020 You're welcome. 306 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Oh, my God. 307 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,140 I'll take that as a sign. 308 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,880 As fall withers that which was once beautiful, the cleansing snow renews the 309 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,180 earth, for the flowers to bloom and forget. 310 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,740 So must the artist follow destruction with inspired creation. 311 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,000 Leather jacket, brown eyes, poetry. 312 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,440 You gonna try to tell me something, too? 313 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,700 Like a bad fake name? 314 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,340 Hmm, got me there. 315 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400 Marla. 316 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,900 Armando. Pleasure. 317 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,940 So, tell me, Armando, when you're not bastardizing historical and cultural 318 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:14,280 figures of national prominence, what do you do around here for fun? 319 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,920 We take Mexican sausage and feed it to the wild goers. 320 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,480 Ah, that smile. 321 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,760 That smile is worth 10 ,000 good flamingo fantasias. 322 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,700 Tell me, are you here with your boyfriend? 323 00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:37,860 Sister. Uh -huh. Sad, pathetic sister. 324 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,640 But you know what? Not tonight, no. 325 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:45,980 Tonight, I am living my own life. Living la vida loca solo, for sure. 326 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,040 That's fascinating. 327 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:54,660 Tell me, just how local do you plan on getting tonight? 328 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,680 I like that. 329 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,180 Ben. 330 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,500 Salud. 331 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:53,270 Now, Bigfoot is a large man -ape, but he is small in the wood, like acorn. 332 00:20:53,510 --> 00:21:00,130 In fact, it's very rare that anyone would... Oh! 333 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:01,870 Hello, Bigfoot! 334 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,270 A little early, Ron. 335 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,190 Oh, how lucky we are! 336 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,410 A live Sasquatch of fantasy! 337 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,590 Get it together, Ron! 338 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,290 What's your deal, man? 339 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,530 Come on, kid, let's go. We'll come back when they've actually rehearsed. 340 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:26,850 We're losing it. 341 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,310 Get off me, Ron! 342 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:37,090 Decky, I'm calling Agatha. All your jobs are toast! 343 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,510 That's for breaking character! 344 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,490 And that's for stepping on my shoes! 345 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:46,890 And that's for the worst tour ever! 346 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:48,870 I work for tips asshole! 347 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,270 Surprise Johnny! 348 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:41,810 So you never found out that Agatha and I went to college together huh? 349 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:50,820 I know you didn't want me to find out about this job, but I don't think less 350 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:55,500 you. In fact, I'm proud of you, and I want you to know how much I appreciate 351 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,780 what you're doing for our future. 352 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,800 But first, we need to take off the monkey suit. 353 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,680 Johnny? 354 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,780 Johnny? Are you okay? 355 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:49,120 Get a little rowdy there, huh, partner? 356 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,720 Well, if you could stretch like a Brazilian, I wouldn't have to. 357 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200 I'm American. 358 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,259 Listen, okay? 359 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:57,760 I know the layout of this room pretty well, okay? Work with me. 360 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,700 Chica. Huh? 361 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,560 Chica? Mm -hmm. Ew. 362 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,340 What? Did you just play me? 363 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:07,000 Um, honestly, I just kind of waited until I could win. 364 00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:09,790 Oh, oh, did you just hear that? 365 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:15,470 Somebody rang the asshole bell. You know, you think you're all rico suave, 366 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:16,670 you're not, you Lothario. 367 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:23,210 Yeah, I said it, Lothario. And you think this whole place is just your personal 368 00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:26,170 hunting ground and its customers your prey? 369 00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:28,450 Yeah. 370 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:11,540 Ironically, and probably a sissy pants. Okay, this immediately has become much 371 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:15,800 more hassle than what it's worth. Clearly, you can't handle your liquor. 372 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,840 just screaming desperate, and you're kind of a bitch. 373 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,940 There's a saying where I come from. 374 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,500 Don't stick your dick in crazy. 375 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:29,800 But let's keep this professional, okay? 376 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:34,060 Enjoy the rest of your stay here at Uncle Slavko's All -American Family 377 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,060 Don't forget to pay your tab. 378 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,620 Yeah, walk away from what you can't handle. 379 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,140 Macho. 380 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400 Not. 381 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,440 No, I did not write a new scene! 382 00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:45,590 You're gonna see this for the second time tonight. 383 00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:48,170 Get off me, you perv! 384 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,410 Drink this, asshole! 385 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,460 Your bartender is a sissy pants. 386 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,940 And two, one of your monkey men just assaulted me, and I am going to sue you 387 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:20,440 unless you give Agatha the night off. 388 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:24,560 Agatha is done for the night. 389 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,080 Why do you say it like that? 390 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,660 What just happened? 391 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,020 The Bigfoot kids, they crashed our show. 392 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,079 Crystal's dead. 393 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,160 Who? Crystal! 394 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,020 And Agatha, too, probably. 395 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,760 Oh, my God, Carla. 396 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,640 Wait, where's my sister? Does anyone know my sister, Carla? She went to go 397 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,340 her boyfriend, Johnny. Where's Johnny? 398 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,300 I screwed up. 399 00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:59,440 Oh, I screwed up big. 400 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:04,480 No, no, no, no, no. My sister's out there. Look, you little drunk, valued 401 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,280 customer, okay? It's not that your sister's out there, but if you open that 402 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,240 door, you destroy any safety that we've got. She needs... It's not dead. 403 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:20,300 Why don't you take a deep breath, sit down, and wait it out. 404 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,160 Stop. Why don't you go talk to your friend in the pantry, Ricky Rotardo? 405 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,120 Let me sign that release form for you. 406 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,080 Who's in the pantry? 407 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,340 Doc. What? What? 408 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,660 Doc. 409 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,160 Oh. 410 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,800 Hello. How are you? Do you know what's been going on? 411 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:07,980 I'm guessing not. 412 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,600 Oh, you're up. 413 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,180 Who are you? 414 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,240 I'm Chester. 415 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280 Oh, my God. 416 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,480 Johnny. Ah, Chester. 417 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,580 My fiancé, Johnny. Jonathan? 418 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,160 No, thank you. 419 00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,780 How did I even get here? 420 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:09,900 Well... 421 00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:16,870 I couldn't leave you running around in the dark like that, so I shot you. 422 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,230 Sorry. 423 00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:24,050 Thank you. 424 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:25,730 I guess. 425 00:32:25,770 --> 00:32:27,650 It was the best way to keep you safe. 426 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:28,930 I saw them. 427 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,290 The Bigfoot kids? 428 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:34,510 Absolutely. I picked up their trail just outside Slopko's property. 429 00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:38,910 I didn't see where they came from, but they're headed straight for the lodge. 430 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,600 You don't know what happened to them, do you? No. 431 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,920 But whatever it is, it's really bad. 432 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120 Sorry. 433 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,040 Okay. 434 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,340 Really? 435 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:01,960 Really? 436 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:05,780 Excusez -moi, sir, kind of. What? His order. 437 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,820 Huh? Wait, did you... Watch it. 438 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you really think that's necessary? 439 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,740 You know, the fact you don't worries me. 440 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,020 Let's go. 441 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,920 Damn it! 442 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:25,000 Your sister, where was she? 443 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:29,800 She was going to go find her boyfriend by his car in the employee lot. 444 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:33,220 Come on. 445 00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,880 The window is high. 446 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,220 If your sister comes back, she'll pass by here. 447 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960 Really? 448 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:51,080 That's crazy helpful. Thanks. 449 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,500 So, what's the deal with this place? 450 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,900 I take it your husband's not a local. 451 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,620 He came out here years ago from the old country. 452 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,900 Nobody in this town thought this place would survive. 453 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:09,739 But he really put all he had into it. 454 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:16,350 I know the employees treat it like torture, but the slob coat really is a 455 00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:17,350 slice of heaven. 456 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,170 Sounds like the American dream in action. 457 00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,909 Happiness, prosperity, freedom. 458 00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:26,150 Dreams of freedom. 459 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,520 9 -1 -1, state your emergency. 460 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,080 What's your emergency, Rusky? 461 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:57,080 Not from Russia, Croatia. 462 00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,800 What's your emergency, comrade? 463 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:04,560 I have employees, and they're fighting. 464 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:06,920 A public disturbance at your place again? 465 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:10,240 What is it this time? Another vodka -drenched wedding reception? 466 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,340 No, no, no. It is an unfortunate circumstance. 467 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,720 Oh, and thanks again for opening that godforsaken piece -of -shit tourist trap 468 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,180 in this otherwise respectable town. 469 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:28,380 Pray someone answers the line the day that place burns down, Yonko. 470 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,020 Justice, things are getting good. She tells me she's 17. 471 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,660 I said, that's okay, I know the sheriff. 472 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:49,840 Go ahead, Patty. 473 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,120 Slavko's got another ruckus on his hands. 474 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,620 Of course he does. 475 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,540 We'll take care of it. 476 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,380 See you in the morning. 477 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,020 Make one grunt in your jerky. 478 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:34,060 Hey, dude, sir, please, I'm sort of doing that whole got lost, taking a 479 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:36,220 home thing right now. Can I please use your phone, please? 480 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,120 I hear you Bigfoot boys are rambunctious tonight. 481 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,940 From who? The talking one, the creatures? 482 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,340 From me. 483 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:44,620 Oh. 484 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,960 Ew, gross. 485 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:52,680 It's not like that. Whatever. I'm Carla. 486 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,300 This is Chester. 487 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,420 I live here. 488 00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:56,690 Hi, I'm Dan. 489 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:58,550 Can I come up now? 490 00:37:05,170 --> 00:37:06,530 You know what your friends are up to? 491 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:09,830 Yeah, my friends are bigger dumbasses than usual after they all fell in the 492 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,270 pond. You saw them? 493 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:15,310 Yeah. Seriously, what the fuck? 494 00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:21,470 Hey, oh yeah, you too, Wes? Alright, you dick. 495 00:37:22,050 --> 00:37:23,050 Yeah? 496 00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:28,180 Anytime you guys want to take this job seriously, you give me a call. 497 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:29,840 So I'm going home. 498 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,060 Get this. 499 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,980 Who knows that jerky? 500 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,820 Well, apparently they're worse than that now. Her fiancé nearly killed her. 501 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,380 He wasn't going to stop at scratches. 502 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,560 So call the cops after I call my mom. 503 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,840 I mean my ride. 504 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:50,040 You should definitely come with me. I have a waterbed. A very safe waterbed. 505 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,640 Kid. 506 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:55,720 I'm an angry old man who lives in a shack in the woods. 507 00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,040 I do not have a phone. 508 00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,860 What else is around? 509 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120 Nothing and nobody. 510 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,280 And if Dan can find us here, then what would stop them from finding us here 511 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,440 You know more about what's going on than anybody else. Important people are 512 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,520 going to need to talk to you. I'm sure they'll figure it out. 513 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,040 No, they won't. 514 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,740 We're going back to the lodge. 515 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,180 Okay, have fun. 516 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,400 Oh, you're coming with us. 517 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:24,550 Paths, I don't particularly care about or love anybody there. What's in it for 518 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,070 me? Eternal gratitude? 519 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:28,370 You're not as pretty as you think. 520 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:29,990 Dan. 521 00:38:31,730 --> 00:38:35,070 You don't really want to be here alone, do you? 522 00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:37,470 No. 523 00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:40,530 Guarantee my safety. 524 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:44,010 No. 525 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:46,090 Guarantee me a change of clothes. 526 00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:51,480 Don't make out while I'm gone. 527 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,880 I know a way back. Stay quiet and close and we'll make it. 528 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,880 What about the Bigfoot guys? 529 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,100 I've taken out larger game than an angry boyfriend. 530 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,380 Think maybe it's rabies? 531 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,820 Maybe it's Satan. 532 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,600 Well, maybe it is. Maybe we should burn the place down in his honor. Don't you 533 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,400 dare! Hey, how did that girl get rid of Ron? 534 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:18,720 Uh, she got him drunk, I think. 535 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,310 Well, let's do that to the rest of them. Yeah, let's do that. Let's go make a 536 00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:25,670 big barrel of Long Island iced teas and you can just hand them straws. You know 537 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:26,589 what? 538 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:29,990 Maybe you could bring your own ideas to the party instead of just criticizing 539 00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:30,990 everybody else's. 540 00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:36,010 Okay, I have an idea. It's to sit here quietly until the cops come and do their 541 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:39,870 job. You know what the best part is? It's easy. And in the meantime, you can 542 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:42,110 walk away from anything that's too difficult to deal with. 543 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,690 This is new. 544 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,590 9 -1 -1 tonight, eh, kid? 545 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,760 at the goddamn tweaker party. 546 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,070 The damn slasho! 547 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,700 I'm gonna die here in this crazy place with all these weird people and my only 548 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:25,520 sister lost in the... Mariana, you stupid, hot, crazy bitch. 549 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,280 I'm willing to bet you know her. 550 00:42:59,859 --> 00:43:03,580 Marla! Do you even understand that? I'd like to think I know my sister pretty 551 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:05,000 well. What did she say? 552 00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:08,560 The front door is all locked up and she wants us to go up the stairs to the side 553 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,360 door. The one that's all boarded up? Hey, that's a great idea! 554 00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:14,160 While we're at it, why don't we check out the creepy noise in the basement? 555 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,800 Shh! Don't you shush me. I'm not your boyfriend. 556 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,780 Time to shit or get off the pot. 557 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,140 Guys, come on. 558 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,680 My mom's, like, so close. 559 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,500 Hey. 560 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,360 Hey. Hey, yourself. 561 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,720 What the fuck? 562 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,660 What are you doing? My sister's out there with some people. We need to let 563 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,160 in, so help me, damn it. Help you? 564 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,480 Get us all killed? No. 565 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:51,000 Marla, Marla, that staircase is too high profile. 566 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,740 Come on, we can let them in the back. 567 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:56,380 There's no time. That's not an excuse. We don't want to die because of you. 568 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,000 Fine, fine. 569 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Call it. 570 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,160 What? Call it. 571 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,780 Hey. No, no, no, get up, get up, get up. Oh! 572 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,450 Take it easy. 573 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,040 How'd you get back? 574 00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:46,900 This is Chester. 575 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:48,420 He saved my life. 576 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:53,300 He knew about this back trail, but how did you even know where to look for us? 577 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,680 This lady. 578 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,940 She really knows her windows. 579 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,520 I got more bad news. 580 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,540 Jim landed on the satellite. We got no phone. 581 00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:04,780 What? 582 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,580 Everyone all right? 583 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:18,620 Well, I think we're safe for a moment. 584 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:23,440 I've got some stuff you all should hear. So, pine five? 585 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,140 Is he always like that? 586 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:35,440 They got ags. Ags? So that means we can't rely on anybody but each other. So 587 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:39,720 God forbid, we get separated again, I need you to fight and kick and scream 588 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,080 until I come and get you, okay? 589 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,300 Sure as. 590 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,380 Do you just say Shiraz? 591 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,240 No, Shiraz. She's on the black chiller. She keeps it one hundy and calls the 592 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,120 other girls out for not being in the house for Master P -Dog. 593 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:54,820 What? 594 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,140 She's H -B -I -C. 595 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,120 H. Head. 596 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:00,640 Bitch. In. Charge. 597 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,040 Right. That. 598 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,200 Okay. Yeah. 599 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,280 Word. 600 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,280 Wait, are we on the same page? 601 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,080 All right. Thanks for coming. How's the pie? 602 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280 Let's do this. 603 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:27,080 The reason for the boys' physical and neurological mutation is a super 604 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:31,540 of hazardous waste that is altering their very DNA. 605 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:36,260 Now, I found traces of medical waste in addition to military waste, 606 00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:41,440 pharmaceutical waste, heavy metals, acids, pesticides, and some sort of 607 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:47,340 that actually thrives. in pesticides it's giving them like plus 25 strength 608 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:53,860 endurance they have sensitive uh beast -like hearing and smell yet their touch 609 00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:58,600 and taste has diminished visual interpretation is staggered which means 610 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:05,420 find it easier to track a moving target than a still one the jurassic park their 611 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:11,780 attention spans are low out of sight out of mind it seems also 612 00:48:12,410 --> 00:48:13,750 They're now eating human flesh. 613 00:48:13,970 --> 00:48:14,970 Oh. 614 00:48:15,930 --> 00:48:17,490 How did this happen? 615 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:24,470 One explanation is that there's a hazardous waste dumping ground up at the 616 00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:25,470 swamp. 617 00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:31,830 Why, I am very upset. 618 00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:35,010 Who would do such a thing? 619 00:48:35,610 --> 00:48:40,830 That is my property, and I will find out who is responsible for whatever all 620 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:43,130 that happens or turns out to be. 621 00:48:44,510 --> 00:48:46,050 How do we take them down? 622 00:48:46,350 --> 00:48:48,650 Massive body and head trauma. 623 00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:50,470 But I'd like to avoid that. 624 00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:52,930 Are there any weaknesses we can exploit? 625 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:58,790 Well, kind of. The ooze is overloading their central nervous systems at an 626 00:48:58,790 --> 00:49:00,490 alarming exponential pace. 627 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,850 Exponential? 628 00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:03,470 Indeed. 629 00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,090 Brandy. 630 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,260 In addition to their physical mutations, the boys are only going to get meaner 631 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:15,380 and faster quicker until, uh, yeah, their brains blow up. 632 00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:18,160 Awesome. Well, that's a great weakness. 633 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,580 How long until that happens? 634 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,860 Uh, hours. Less than 12, but more than 5. 635 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,260 Can we help them? 636 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:26,900 Heal them? 637 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,200 That, I don't know yet. 638 00:49:30,670 --> 00:49:36,090 Ron's blood is too saturated in alcohol to get a valid breakdown of what we've 639 00:49:36,090 --> 00:49:37,410 got here. My bad. 640 00:49:38,230 --> 00:49:45,090 However, if we had a pure sample of the ooze from the source, I could analyze it 641 00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:48,910 and find the identity of the unknown seventh toxin. 642 00:49:49,270 --> 00:49:52,930 Then I could synthesize a simple breakdown compound. 643 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,770 You can do that here. 644 00:49:55,070 --> 00:49:56,070 Indeed. 645 00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:57,470 Hi. 646 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,980 Let me get this straight. So our options are to either risk our lives for a 647 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:09,240 solution which may not work and includes running in the dark woods with 648 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:13,060 monsters, or we can just simply wait it out here till the threat just 649 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:15,560 disappears? We don't need any more bad press. 650 00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:18,680 We already have dead police in driveway. 651 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:22,780 If they can be made to be normal, they take responsibility for tonight. 652 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,180 As they should. I mean, really? We're talking about monsters here. Do you want 653 00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:28,660 to be the one running around with those things? 654 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:33,600 All right. Hey, time out, okay, people? At this point, these guys are monsters 655 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,620 who want to kill and eat us, and they can soon easily be dead. 656 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:41,600 What's the downside to this? I don't want to marry a dead monster. 657 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:45,980 I don't want a dead me. These are real people out there, and they need our 658 00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:49,460 Even if they're not your family or friends, they're someone. You're going 659 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:52,620 kill more people than you're going to save. That's how these things always go. 660 00:50:53,230 --> 00:50:54,390 All in for a swamp trek? 661 00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:55,710 Really? 662 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,150 Since when is this a democracy? 663 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,650 Since America. 664 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:07,990 This is where Dan found the boys initially, so it must be somewhere near 665 00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:11,330 source. All we have to do is take the trail northeast to get there. 666 00:51:11,550 --> 00:51:13,030 But how do we get past the Bigfoot kids? 667 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:17,130 Well, that's where the distraction comes in. We need sound and movement to 668 00:51:17,130 --> 00:51:20,010 occupy them while the task force completes its mission. 669 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:22,210 We got you covered. 670 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:25,300 No. I don't know if I can do this right now. 671 00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:27,260 It'll be fine. Hey, I promise. 672 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,600 Hey, hey. 673 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,540 I can really use a dance partner right now. 674 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640 Okay. 675 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:38,380 Dan, put the pie down. 676 00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:43,360 Why does it sound like I'm involved in this? Because you're point man. You know 677 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,360 where we're going. 678 00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:46,040 The hell I am. Shit. 679 00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:49,200 Use your math, alright? How many of you passed fifth grade? 680 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:51,500 Go to the swamp. It says swamp. 681 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:56,540 Right there. Go to that. That area, more or less. It's more or less a pretty big 682 00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:57,540 place. 683 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,060 Hey, who the hell are you? 684 00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:03,580 I don't work for you, you creepy mountain man. Yeah, that's right. I said 685 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,160 okay? Slavko, you know I'm a team player. 686 00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:09,980 But if I'm going to do this, I need a promotion next season plus company golf 687 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:10,980 cart. 688 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,340 Yeah, I know. 689 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,760 At least I got something out of tonight. 690 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:19,959 All right. 691 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,000 We've all got work to do. Let's do it. 692 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,680 You always were resourceful. 693 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:43,560 With limited means, you have to improvise. 694 00:52:45,070 --> 00:52:48,330 Well, you haven't had limited means for a while now, have you? 695 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:50,190 Everyone has to survive, Chester. 696 00:52:50,990 --> 00:52:53,550 Some of us aren't as good as you are alone in your shack. 697 00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:56,890 So things get tough and you just leave. 698 00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:59,190 Things got tough and you let me go. 699 00:53:00,530 --> 00:53:02,670 You never came back for me, Chester, that's why. 700 00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:05,590 I never returned. 701 00:53:06,870 --> 00:53:09,630 We had love, but sometimes it's just not made it to last. 702 00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:13,190 I never gave up. 703 00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:16,150 And you know what? I don't think you did either. 704 00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:22,890 You put that girl's sister at that window because you knew that I was 705 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:23,890 back for you. 706 00:53:30,130 --> 00:53:36,990 In the night, when you're gone, 707 00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:41,690 you gotta find the strength to carry on. 708 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:48,980 Come the morning, you know I'll come back for you. 709 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,160 It's time. 710 00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:30,180 How much left do you want? 711 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:31,960 It won't happen again. 712 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,020 I promise. 713 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,320 Here. 714 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:41,880 As a last resort. 715 00:54:58,390 --> 00:55:00,570 You let go just once, it could be forever. 716 00:55:03,310 --> 00:55:04,450 I don't plan on it. 717 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,280 Oh, Madonna. 718 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,120 Pull 719 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:06,760 out. 720 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,600 Repeat, pull out. 721 00:56:08,820 --> 00:56:10,920 For the record, it's fucking stupid. 722 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:12,600 Go time. 723 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,920 Let's go. 724 00:56:32,910 --> 00:56:34,510 Can I at least get a weapon? Shut up, Dean. 725 00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:36,450 You shut up. 726 00:56:37,070 --> 00:56:39,770 Telling me what to do all the time. Can't believe I'm risking myself for you 727 00:56:39,770 --> 00:56:41,110 people. Am I a savior? 728 00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:42,570 Maybe I am. 729 00:56:42,610 --> 00:56:43,810 Shut up. 730 00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,050 This is the swamp. 731 00:57:10,350 --> 00:57:11,970 It's right where it was on the map. 732 00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:20,530 What? 733 00:57:22,990 --> 00:57:24,150 It's my only weapon. 734 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:25,410 Shh. 735 00:57:28,370 --> 00:57:29,370 Damn. 736 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:30,810 Spread out and keep watch. 737 00:57:32,310 --> 00:57:33,310 I'll get right on it. 738 00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:39,290 I keep it in between. 739 00:57:39,730 --> 00:57:41,950 I just let love depend on it. 740 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,340 Jar. You almost done? 741 00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:38,960 What, you in a hurry? 742 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,200 Yes! 743 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,720 Watch where you are dancing, you clumsy girl. 744 00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:11,380 Can't you watch what you're doing? I was watching. You were. You never listened 745 00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:12,299 to nobody. 746 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:13,300 What are you doing? 747 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,940 What is that? 748 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:16,460 Hold up. 749 00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:17,860 Hold up. Hold up. 750 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,940 What is it, Chester? 751 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,280 Something. What's going on? 752 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,100 Shh. Just hold on. 753 00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:29,560 Guys, let's get back to the launch. Dan, this isn't a joke. 754 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,720 I'm not doing something so important here. Shut up, Dan. 755 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:37,380 Don't you tell me to shut up. I'm tired of being the only one who does anything 756 00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:40,400 around here. I threw Jim off the roof. What have you done? Whined a lot and 757 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,339 gotten some slime. 758 00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:45,080 And you, Mr. Creepy Mountain Man, huh? Deliverance only has prank darts and a 759 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,480 gunfight? It's like you're going out of your way to suck. I'm doing this all for 760 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:53,420 a goddamn short bitch who's blonde and thinks she's all that. She's in Iowa for 761 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:55,440 a New York 2 at best. 762 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,680 Dan, moose. 763 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:13,820 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 764 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,700 What are you doing? You can't do anything right. 765 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,540 You weren't listening. You never listen. Keep your eyes on the goona, boys. 766 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,540 You all totally dig me. 767 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,680 Big Kahuna's the main man. 768 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,080 Oh, no. 769 01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:31,880 Oh, no, you didn't. 770 01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:36,960 Gee, he doesn't even want to work with you. 771 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,560 We'll leave him in the river. 772 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,280 They're back, but Chester's down. 773 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Watch the door. 774 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,120 Now, watch the door. Carla, let me go out. You've been out there enough. No! 775 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,040 Get her inside! 776 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:09,959 Don't do that. 777 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,480 Here. Come on, let's go. 778 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,420 Don't close live, close American Family Live! 779 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,560 Come for the Buddha! 780 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,780 Stay for the Kahuna! 781 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,600 Stay with me, Chester. 782 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,240 The sample. 783 01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:50,380 Jade went looking. 784 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,880 Maybe she found it. 785 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,500 We can't give up now. If we find her, she could have it. 786 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,000 I saw where she went. 787 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,420 Things have just gotten suddenly worse. 788 01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,440 Marla, will you shut up, please? 789 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,600 I could do it without you. 790 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,460 If you could just dance. 791 01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:21,030 One more time, and then I could go out and I could find where she went. 792 01:05:21,530 --> 01:05:22,530 No. 793 01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:24,550 No. 794 01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:28,790 No, no, no, no, no, no. 795 01:05:31,210 --> 01:05:32,450 I can still do it. 796 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,990 We've done all we could and look what happened. 797 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,690 Thank you. I'm not agreeing with you. 798 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,110 I'm conceding to the situation. 799 01:05:53,670 --> 01:05:56,070 Tony doesn't know who you are anymore, Carly. 800 01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:58,990 He could be gone and we can't change that. 801 01:05:59,190 --> 01:06:01,510 No. We need to save ourselves. 802 01:06:01,950 --> 01:06:02,950 Don't feed me that bullshit! 803 01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:06,230 You just don't want him to steal me away from you because then you're going to 804 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:09,150 realize how much your life would suck without me. My life would suck? 805 01:06:10,350 --> 01:06:14,730 Keep taking you to goddamn Reading to open up a hot rod auto body shop. You 806 01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:16,850 you deserve better than that. I deserve love. 807 01:06:18,290 --> 01:06:22,070 And if you ever bothered to look for it instead of fucking everything in sight, 808 01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:23,990 then you'd realize that it's kind of a big deal. 809 01:06:25,550 --> 01:06:26,610 Keep going, Carla. 810 01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:29,170 You know what? 811 01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:31,490 Fine. 812 01:06:32,410 --> 01:06:33,510 I don't need you anymore. 813 01:06:35,070 --> 01:06:38,770 You can't know what I'm feeling right now, so there's no point in fighting 814 01:06:38,770 --> 01:06:39,770 you. 815 01:06:41,290 --> 01:06:44,450 You know very damn well that I know what it's like to lose someone. 816 01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:48,170 And why are you giving up? 817 01:07:05,530 --> 01:07:08,470 So, we gotta cut Chester's head off. 818 01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:09,690 What? 819 01:07:09,730 --> 01:07:10,730 Yeah. 820 01:07:11,830 --> 01:07:12,830 Calm down. 821 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,110 Doc, a bite means infection, right? 822 01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:18,170 I don't know. 823 01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:19,570 Yeah, 824 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:21,350 sure. Whatever. 825 01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:23,970 Don't touch her alone. He's not a zombie. 826 01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:26,070 He's something, probably. 827 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:30,710 I mean, tonight's been a fucking shit show. And now the rest of the forest is 828 01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:33,530 after us. Why are you arguing with me for thinking safe? 829 01:07:33,830 --> 01:07:34,930 He was a good man. 830 01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:38,090 He deserves to be buried in the land that he loves. 831 01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:40,110 He was a simpleton and a coward. 832 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,480 You've turned up for him now. 833 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,880 But when was he ever there for you, huh? 834 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,320 All those years. 835 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,160 And where were you then? 836 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,120 Where were you then? 837 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,500 Really? 838 01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:00,060 Gonna lock him in the woodcutting room. 839 01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:01,420 So everybody knows. 840 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:03,780 Jesus Christ. 841 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,240 Hey, Carly Bear. 842 01:08:21,899 --> 01:08:23,899 I don't know why he was really here, Marla. 843 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,899 He already had enough money for his shop. 844 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,220 He took this job so that he could put down in the house in Bayview. 845 01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:35,439 You mean the one next to Mom? 846 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,500 I wanted to tell you tomorrow. 847 01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:39,620 With him. 848 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,880 He knew how important family was to us and how you didn't like him. 849 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:47,700 He's here trying to make a better life for us. 850 01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:52,930 Now he's a monster because of it. 851 01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:59,689 I never said I didn't like him. You don't need to worry about me anymore. 852 01:09:01,410 --> 01:09:02,410 Carly. No. 853 01:09:04,050 --> 01:09:07,270 I don't want you to talk to me. I don't want you to look at me. Just get out. 854 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:08,910 Carly. Get out! 855 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:11,189 Now! 856 01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:38,029 Don't get crazy, girl. 857 01:09:40,529 --> 01:09:42,689 Now is not the time to get crazy. 858 01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:52,790 Sorry, Dad. 859 01:09:57,370 --> 01:09:59,190 So how long until the meltdown? 860 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:03,330 I'd be surprised if they make it to brunch. 861 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,460 Are there any guests coming in tomorrow? 862 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,640 Oh, great school for deaf children. 863 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,680 That's going to be an interesting morning. 864 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,240 Men. 865 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,100 What? Hey. 866 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:24,920 How's your sister? 867 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,220 Good. She's good. 868 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:28,780 All right, good. 869 01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:33,100 You know how they say there are no real problems, only opportunities and 870 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:34,540 discussions? I immediately agreed. 871 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,770 Okay, look, I'm only in this for Johnny, okay? 872 01:10:38,070 --> 01:10:42,210 There still has to be some clever, low -risk way to keep him alive, right, Dr. 873 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:43,250 Lincoln? 874 01:10:45,170 --> 01:10:46,170 You know what? 875 01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:50,330 My name is Doug. 876 01:10:52,470 --> 01:10:53,470 Okay, Doug. 877 01:10:53,570 --> 01:10:55,370 Good night. 878 01:10:55,610 --> 01:10:58,490 You know how I got that guy all drunk on tequila? 879 01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:00,629 He's out. 880 01:11:00,630 --> 01:11:02,550 So why don't we... 881 01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:07,510 soak a bunch of steaks in 151, and then get the boys wasted, and then we can 882 01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:10,730 throw them in the freezer in the kitchen, and then we'll wait for science 883 01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:11,730 deal with it later. 884 01:11:11,990 --> 01:11:12,990 That sounds easy. 885 01:11:13,390 --> 01:11:16,690 Yeah, sounds great. You combine green alcohol and open the doors. 886 01:11:17,650 --> 01:11:18,690 Sounds like a real winner. 887 01:11:18,910 --> 01:11:19,950 Okay, then just Johnny. 888 01:11:20,430 --> 01:11:23,330 Or just his head. I mean, science can do a lot with just a head these days, 889 01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:24,350 right? 890 01:11:24,850 --> 01:11:27,430 Like you know what science needs. 891 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,540 Wrong place, wrong time, wrong job. I hate this place. 892 01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:48,780 Carla? 893 01:12:00,670 --> 01:12:07,110 Your sister is saying some pretty ignorant things about... 894 01:12:07,110 --> 01:12:11,950 You're kidding me. Where did you get this? 895 01:12:12,270 --> 01:12:14,350 In Tester's jacket? What is it? 896 01:12:15,170 --> 01:12:16,490 Oh! Oh! 897 01:12:16,830 --> 01:12:18,470 Come here, come here, come here, come here. 898 01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:24,750 God damn it, Marla, you were sympathizing with monsters. You 899 01:12:24,810 --> 01:12:27,150 right? Sometimes bad things happen to good people. 900 01:12:27,770 --> 01:12:31,570 And you can't do anything to help them, but then sometimes the universe says, 901 01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:32,730 yes, you can. 902 01:12:33,130 --> 01:12:34,150 Here's the opportunity. 903 01:12:34,370 --> 01:12:37,030 Are you going to take it? Well, I can't not take it. 904 01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:42,150 You can't just drop a state of emergency, Armando. You don't want to 905 01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:46,250 anybody but yourself. There is a difference between playing it safe and 906 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:49,850 goddamn coward. Whoa. And there's a difference between living. 907 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:54,210 and dying. I will do anything that it takes to protect my family. That is my 908 01:12:54,210 --> 01:12:57,370 sister. Keeping her alive would be not going out there. 909 01:12:57,650 --> 01:13:01,450 You know what? You protect your family in the selfish way that you do it, and 910 01:13:01,450 --> 01:13:05,410 I'm going to protect the family that I have in the way that I do it. And that 911 01:13:05,410 --> 01:13:09,130 by protecting them and not being a fucking little pussy. Hey, hey, hey. 912 01:13:09,770 --> 01:13:12,110 Hate to break up the love fest, but I gotta show you something. 913 01:13:13,110 --> 01:13:16,630 This is the organic structure for Toxin 7. 914 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:20,180 Is that what we were... looking for in the swamp? It's more. It's better. It's 915 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,180 precise. 916 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,100 Ha! Ha -ha! 917 01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:27,300 Ha! Suck it down, coward! 918 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:33,420 Good luck with that. Listen, I am kind of running on fumes right now, so I can 919 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,460 make the antidote, but administering it is going to be your risk alone. 920 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:39,440 No. Hmm? 921 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,080 No. 922 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:43,700 It's our risk together. 923 01:13:46,350 --> 01:13:47,590 Oh, good, good, okay, good. 924 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:50,990 I'm sorry. 925 01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:02,630 All right, that should be everything. 926 01:14:04,490 --> 01:14:05,490 So smart. 927 01:14:06,290 --> 01:14:07,450 Why are you working here? 928 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:12,090 Well, you know, the autonomy and... All right, clock says a couple hours. 929 01:14:13,070 --> 01:14:14,810 How much do they get? 930 01:14:15,310 --> 01:14:20,530 Oh, a full hundred CCs should be enough to counteract the boy's physical 931 01:14:20,530 --> 01:14:21,650 toxicity. 932 01:14:22,690 --> 01:14:25,270 What about should we get bit? 933 01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,110 Same amount couldn't hurt. 934 01:14:29,710 --> 01:14:32,170 Are you a hero then, huh? 935 01:14:32,970 --> 01:14:34,370 We'll all go, huh? 936 01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:38,170 You are so smart. 937 01:14:39,390 --> 01:14:40,450 Come, slip. 938 01:14:42,270 --> 01:14:43,830 Good night, Doctor. 939 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:53,280 Doug. Yeah, boss, I cannot in good faith leave this unattended. You know, the 940 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:57,420 notes alone are worth a hefty price to any number of parties, not to mention 941 01:14:57,420 --> 01:15:01,160 they hold a vital incriminating clue to who's been dumping on your land. 942 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,560 So this is good, then, huh? 943 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,540 You stay. 944 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:12,760 Be alert. Do not be tired. I get coffee for you to stay awake, huh? 945 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,080 Coffee. 946 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:17,560 Bravo! You 947 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:41,940 can 948 01:15:41,940 --> 01:15:42,940 take her from here on out. 949 01:15:51,950 --> 01:15:52,950 Need anything? 950 01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:54,310 No. 951 01:16:15,170 --> 01:16:18,050 Bobby Volpryk. 952 01:16:19,650 --> 01:16:23,030 That is the name of the bully at my school when I was growing up. 953 01:16:23,530 --> 01:16:27,670 He used to get off on beating kids up, but not me. 954 01:16:29,490 --> 01:16:32,170 I just wouldn't respond to anything he did, you know. 955 01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:40,930 Until one day, he got so frustrated that he rushed me in gym class, and all I 956 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:44,710 did was step out of the way. 957 01:16:45,570 --> 01:16:47,870 I found his face right in the bleachers. 958 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,600 Never mess with me again. 959 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:59,440 I solved that problem, and I didn't have to do a thing. 960 01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,780 That is not cowardice. 961 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,880 That is playing to win. 962 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:15,700 I know you can't just shy away from disaster, but throwing yourself in 963 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:17,440 way makes no sense. 964 01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:21,430 Sometimes what makes sense just doesn't make any sense. 965 01:17:23,130 --> 01:17:24,170 That's so dumb. 966 01:17:26,570 --> 01:17:27,910 Responsibility is dumb. 967 01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,450 Can I ask you something? 968 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:41,210 And you'll be honest with me. 969 01:17:54,410 --> 01:17:55,650 I think I'm getting a pimple. 970 01:17:57,070 --> 01:18:02,090 What? It's going to be big. I can feel it. Oh, no. For real? 971 01:18:02,490 --> 01:18:03,490 You know what I mean? 972 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:06,010 I hate when they creep up on you like that. 973 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:08,930 But, yeah, I can see it. It's going to be a monster. 974 01:18:10,390 --> 01:18:12,490 Will you horse of the night ever end? 975 01:18:16,850 --> 01:18:23,350 Sorry I kicked you in the balls. 976 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:32,280 But you never look at quarters the same. I never look at you the same. 977 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,620 You two, you two, go to sleep. 978 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,580 I am first watch. 979 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:39,780 Do you want any coffee? 980 01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:43,300 No, no, no, no, no, thank you. I am fine. 981 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,500 It's all yours. 982 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,840 I'm fine. 983 01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:52,420 Everything's fine. 984 01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:59,960 You guys, rehearsal isn't until later. 985 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:28,820 Hey! 986 01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:06,700 Somebody took the antidote. You need to find it, get it to the police. 987 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,440 We've got to get out of there. 988 01:22:10,340 --> 01:22:11,340 No time. 989 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:12,380 Don't worry about me. 990 01:22:12,780 --> 01:22:13,780 Come on. 991 01:22:44,430 --> 01:22:45,610 I was a real mean one. 992 01:22:46,830 --> 01:22:47,830 Bastard! 993 01:22:50,850 --> 01:22:53,990 Bastard! Coward! You left us to die! 994 01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:59,070 Mariana, there is much evidence against me. No, no, even if I did not leave like 995 01:22:59,070 --> 01:23:00,730 this, I would leave soon enough for jail. 996 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,770 Oh, so these are your dumping grounds. 997 01:23:03,050 --> 01:23:06,230 What are you charged to poison the swamp with your illegal waste? 998 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:11,550 Enough to sell out your employee and your friends and your wife? No, no, I 999 01:23:11,550 --> 01:23:15,110 those monies to take. Take care of you. Sign your trophy! 1000 01:23:16,210 --> 01:23:19,150 I do not need to hear that from a woman who loved me out of convenience. 1001 01:23:19,430 --> 01:23:23,090 You took my money, ate my food, slept under my roof, and never did you love me 1002 01:23:23,090 --> 01:23:24,090 like him. 1003 01:23:24,550 --> 01:23:28,330 How can I abandon you when you never gave yourself to me? 1004 01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:31,570 Huh? I owe you money. 1005 01:23:32,710 --> 01:23:34,170 Go and join your chester. 1006 01:24:09,230 --> 01:24:10,590 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, darling. 1007 01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:12,030 Please, please, please, let us talk. 1008 01:24:13,310 --> 01:24:19,010 I know we got off on the wrong foot, but we can fix our love, huh? 1009 01:24:20,710 --> 01:24:22,690 There's room for two in the golf cart. 1010 01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:28,170 Everything you did yesterday was to cover your own guilt or ruin Chester's 1011 01:24:28,830 --> 01:24:30,870 You're a selfish, greedy man. 1012 01:24:31,330 --> 01:24:33,590 I am a changed man, my love. 1013 01:24:33,830 --> 01:24:35,090 Please put down the bomb. 1014 01:24:37,260 --> 01:24:38,680 They're not meant for me to see. 1015 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:40,540 Hey, you two! 1016 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,840 There is no future for us. 1017 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,720 There is no future for us. 1018 01:25:51,599 --> 01:25:52,700 Howdy. You're going to want to get there. 1019 01:26:23,299 --> 01:26:24,860 Syringe! Antidote! 1020 01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:26,340 Whatever 1021 01:26:26,340 --> 01:26:46,580 you 1022 01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:48,080 do, don't not do this! 1023 01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,700 What? Don't go! 1024 01:29:18,990 --> 01:29:19,990 Where was he yesterday? 1025 01:30:22,820 --> 01:30:24,860 This is going to get gross. 1026 01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:27,820 Let's do this. 1027 01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:30,660 For family. For love. 1028 01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:31,980 For redemption. 1029 01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:36,660 Come with me, sis. 1030 01:31:57,290 --> 01:31:58,770 Do you mind telling me what happened here? 1031 01:32:01,410 --> 01:32:07,010 There's a lot more than I can ever tell you. 1032 01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:08,350 They're forests. 1033 01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:13,930 EPA's already flying in. With these notes, I think we've got a handle on the 1034 01:32:13,930 --> 01:32:14,930 situation. 1035 01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:17,330 Just don't go fishing for the rest of the season. 1036 01:32:21,810 --> 01:32:23,910 I thought you had more sense than to come back here. 1037 01:32:25,370 --> 01:32:26,370 So did I. 1038 01:32:27,980 --> 01:32:29,100 I think I know why you did it. 1039 01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:31,700 Why is that? 1040 01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:34,520 Because someone rang the awesome bell. 1041 01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:42,920 Oh, that smile is worth a thousand dead woodland creatures. 1042 01:32:43,440 --> 01:32:50,320 I think we deserve a real vacation. 1043 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:52,920 How about Brazil? 1044 01:32:53,980 --> 01:32:56,020 How about Puerto Rico? 1045 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:58,190 How about we talk about it later? 1046 01:33:00,490 --> 01:33:07,230 Ma 'am, 1047 01:33:07,230 --> 01:33:08,790 please stay still. 1048 01:33:09,230 --> 01:33:10,230 Please shut up. 1049 01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:11,080 What you working with? What you got for dinner tomorrow? What you working with? 1050 01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:16,120 I said, what you working with? What you got for dinner tomorrow? What you 1051 01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:17,120 working with? 1052 01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:43,440 WHIP 'EM NOW! 1053 01:35:28,010 --> 01:35:31,150 What do you want to win? What do you got for dinner? Come on, what do you want 1054 01:35:31,150 --> 01:35:32,150 to win? 1055 01:35:32,170 --> 01:35:36,490 I said, what do you want to win? What do you got for dinner? Come on, what do 1056 01:35:36,490 --> 01:35:37,490 you want to win? 1057 01:35:38,430 --> 01:35:40,070 Oh, yeah. 1058 01:35:41,050 --> 01:35:42,830 Oh, sit down. 1059 01:35:44,130 --> 01:35:44,530 Come 1060 01:35:44,530 --> 01:35:54,910 on, 1061 01:35:55,070 --> 01:35:56,330 let me see you shout. 1062 01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:02,620 Thunderclap! Oh yeah, girl, I'm just that far off. We just a party on. 1063 01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:07,680 So, uh, whip him out, let me hear you shout. 1064 01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:13,920 Thunderclap! Without a doubt, we just that far off. We just a party on. 1065 01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:19,000 So, whip him out, let me hear you shout. 1066 01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:25,220 Thunderclap! Without a doubt, we just that far off, girl. We just a party on. 1067 01:36:28,220 --> 01:36:30,340 Whip them out, let me hear you, child. 1068 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:32,520 Thunderdick!